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Why is it, that precum is this hot, clear, ideally kept between sweetness and saltiness nectar of gods, but cum is this reeking, tasteless puddle of white goo, that makes every tissue it touches feel uncomfortable.
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Why is it, that precum is this hot, clear, ideally kept between sweetness and saltiness nectar of gods, but cum is this reeking, tasteless puddle of white goo, that makes every tissue it touches feel uncomfortable.
 
Neither is technically supposed to be eaten, so whatever taste or smell they have is entirely incidental.
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