Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

Background Pony #D1BD
I had sex last weekend and this time I didn’t have to pay for it.
 
Go me.
Background Pony #D1BD
Also I was Background Pony #2B67 before just to make that clear.
 
@Count Adramélekh Sear  
I have (only counting each once):  
  • Masturbated ($250)  
  • Ate pussy ($300)  
  • Had sex ($300)  
  • 69 ($500)
LightningBolt
Umbrella - For Patreon supporters
Lightning Dee - Derpi Supporter
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
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Undead inside
What makes this thread different to fetishes now?
 
I swear we need a new porn dump thread just so people can actually talk about things again.
Lord WyrmSpawN
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Thread Starter - MLP G5 Discussion and Speculation Thread
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Lingering Wyvern
I’m getting into auditory porn alot.
 
It was just talking and panting with over-explainy kind of dialogue(thanks VoiceLikeCandy), but now it’s come to getting decently hard from soundbites of impossibly heavy ejaculations that could just be gelatin held up to a microphone for all i know.
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