Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

Background Pony #D1BD
I had sex last weekend and this time I didn't have to pay for it.

Go me.
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Background Pony #D1BD
Also I was Background Pony #2B67 before just to make that clear.

@Count Adramélekh Sear
I have (only counting each once):
- Masturbated ($250)
- Ate pussy ($300)
- Had sex ($300)
- 69 ($500)
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LightningBolt
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Philomena - For helping others attend the 2021 community collab
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Ten years of changes - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
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Undead inside
What makes this thread different to fetishes now?

I swear we need a new porn dump thread just so people can actually talk about things again.
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WyrmSpawN
Thread Starter - MLP G5 Discussion and Speculation Thread
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Abandoned By Hope
I'm getting into auditory porn alot.

It was just talking and panting with over-explainy kind of dialogue(thanks VoiceLikeCandy), but now it's come to getting decently hard from soundbites of impossibly heavy ejaculations that could just be gelatin held up to a microphone for all i know.
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