Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

@Random-Rambling
 
She’s a belligerent alcoholic prone to trying to emasculate me while drunk. There is little need for mutuality.

@Zincy
 
Considering you can literally toss her around like a doll, I imagine her attempts at emasculating you aren’t too successful.

@Random-Rambling
 
You’d be surprised what words and actions can do.
 
Yes, were I of the violent sort I could literally break her in half with little effort.
 
But, never underestimate what a little psychology can do. She can get under my skin just as well as if she were twice my size.

@Random-Rambling  
 
Lol I immediately thought of this

I’m watching videos of rabbits fucking. It’s fascinating to see the boy bunny thrusting so fast…and falling off the girl bunny when he ejaculates…and sometimes face-fucking his partner. Silly rabbit, blowjobs are for humans!

@Panko Pai  
Pinkie Creampie

@Count Adramélekh Sear
 
I think the fastest I’ve ever personally seen porn (good porn, not rushed stick figure porn) appear of a character was a pic that popped up of the new Lombax girl, Rivet, 10 minutes or so after the presser and the trailer drop.

@Meanlucario
 
Who’s the Artist or Artists?

@Hali the Emoji girl  
Nyantcha

@Zincy  

 
For me, it was one of the characters in Pokemon.

Although I wasn’t around to witness it, apparently it also didn’t take long for there to be porn of Splash Woman from the Mega Man games.

@Random-Rambling  
Nessa?

@pixel
 
It was either her or Sonia.

@Meanlucario
 
Thanks.

@Hali the Emoji girl  
Welcome.

“Antonio, get me my stake, cuz I’m about to nail this bitch to the wall.”  
-Some dude talking about a vampiric lady.

 
 
 
 

Is it normal to see henti of somebody in your favorite ship and think oh yes the beautiful wife/husband of [insert other charter here]

@Shepherd  
I don’t think so.

@Shepherd
 
As long as you firmly keep in mind that these are just characters, and ships don’t actually affect what is and isn’t canon.

Lewd stuff is so fun to draw, I never thought I would be this into it in the past but I’m glad I’ve been practicing more

Commander Shepherd: I had a strange dream we met a new race called the Irasa. They were orange had very short life spans, and could impregnate anything.