Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

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The first half of my dream involved being in an abusive gay relationship with a freakishly tall guy. Yet there was a twist where it turned out to be all (or, at the very least, mostly) in my head.
 
The second half involved me being on a college campus that had what I call faprooms. They were like bathrooms, only instead of toilets, they had these little masturbation booths.
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For those of you who’ve actually lost your virginities, how did you?
 
My own story is really nothing to brag about, it was with an escort in my dorm room during my last year of college because I didn’t want to graduate without having done it at least once. That was in 2018.
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