Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

@Dex Stewart  
Most likely. I mean, old series still have porn made of them.

@Dex Stewart  
There’s always been pony porn, it’s only been recently that an all-star of celebrities attracted a herd of creepy and dangerous stalkers.

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  
Wut?

@Dex Stewart  
I can only hope.

 

 

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
We have a Monster Musume thread for that stuff, you know.

@Meanlucario  
Oh so that’s what that thread is for.

Nevermind.

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  

God, I wish hermaphrodites were a real thing. Give me a girl with big, hefty boobs and a nice, throbbing cock for when I don’t want to pound her cunt.

@GenericArchangel  
You could try and find a girl with a really big clitoris.

I think I dreamed about some random strangers helding me captive because I “was” an alleged right wing activist (which isn’t in reality, i’m an anarchist :P), they tied, and gagged me and the worst part, they inserted a thin stick up the mouth of my penis.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  

@GenericArchangel  
Imagone if everyone was like that, just like with snails. The world would be a better place.

@Registered Anon  
There’s a 4chan thread that’s come to that same conclusion.
 
Futopia was the name of it.

@WyrmSpawN  
I think of multiple ways why the world would be better like this.

@Registered Anon  
I doubt it, unless you want to force everyone to have the same sexuality and kinks. Could futas even reproduce?
 
@WyrmSpawN  
I learn to never trust what 4chan has to say outside of rare occasions.

Does anyone know of a good site for finding pornstars with specific traits? Like, if I was looking for a flat-chested blonde with green eyes, what site would help me find them?
 
@Registered Anon  
Indeed. We’d all be much happier.

@Count Adramélekh Sear
 
Who’s the artist?

@Hali the Emoji girl  
Someone from the Facebook Godzilla group I was in that I forgot the name who they is.

How long ago did I first mentioned Fake Lay in this thread?

I love my friends.
 
 
Told one of them about my relationship troubles and she invites me to a threesome to plow her in the ass while she sucks her BFs dick.
 
Fuck it, why not, might as well have some fun.

Man, I just realized it’s been weeks since I got to use any of my toys… this year just keeps dragging on.

Fake Lay can’t even have cloth go over a nipple.