Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

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@Zincy  
Besides the current circumstances, I just haven’t gotten out much anyway. And I never really had the opportunity in high school. The friends I had in high school weren’t of a compatible orientation anyway.
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Time to get spooky
@Shepherd  
Go for hearts until you reach a multiplier you’re comfortable with, bells I also go for unless I think I can make it a four or five, and pentagons I rarely go after, since I usually just switch girls instead. I also try to go after the girl’s preference if possible (the color in the foreground, near their profile image).
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For those who are having difficulties, what is the reasons you believe such?
This is a topic I find fascinating to broach from time to time. It helps people explore their insecurities, particularly the sexual ones.
 
I used to have difficulties, like literal scream-cry-breakdown sessions about how I’m going to be alone forever, but I haven’t had one in five or six years, maybe more. I don’t know what changed. Even thinking about it right now, I don’t feel the dread I used to long ago. Just a mental shrug of the shoulders and a “If it happens, it happens. If it doesn’t, it doesn’t.” feeling.
 
Maybe I’ve been blessed with the ability to be “satisfied” purely from my porn collection (which, as you know, has some really weird fetishes in them).
Meanlucario
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Solar Guardian - Refused to surrender in the face of the Lunar rebellion and showed utmost loyalty to the Solar Empire (April Fools 2023).
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
King Sombra - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of The Crystal Empire!
A Lovely Nightmare Night - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Princess of Love - Extra special version for those who participated in the Canterlot Wedding 10th anniversary event by contributing art.
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
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Time to get spooky
@Zincy  
Seeing as the fairy we’re talking about wants you to crush as much puss as possible, I think we’re talking about two different types of fairies.
Zincy
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In Vino Veritas
@Meanlucario
 
Very much so.
 
 
I came to a revelation yesterday when talking about virginity.
 
 
Since I became sexually active about a decade ago, I had not gone more than a month without sex. Until 2020, where I went without it for 6 months and it drove me absolutely batty. And almost drove me back into a toxic relationship that I had left about 2 years before.
Zincy
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In Vino Veritas
@WyrmSpawN
 
I have diagnosed hypersexuality, so yes.
 
It was really bad when I was younger. There were times I’d be jumping from house to house in a day with different partners. The fact that I don’t have any kids or STDs is a credit to how good condoms are.
Zincy
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In Vino Veritas
@Meanlucario
 
A much healthier alternative.
 
There was one day, I remember, where I had sex with 4 people. 3 women and one man. And none of them knew about the others. Which, really wasn’t fair to them.
 
Not my proudest moment.
Zincy
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In Vino Veritas
@Registered Anon
 
Did that, hard to maintain. It’s hard enough to focus ones attention on one person.
 
Lads, there ain’t much I’ve not tried. And a lot of it don’t work as well as the stories say.
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