Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]
Shyette 
I want coffiee
Rarity is pretty, her girlfriend is buff she probably has lots of fun outfits for her to wear for date nite.
Dex Stewart 
Ecto-Phase,Activate!
@Meanlucario
I just assumed it was “insert x” girlfriend. Like Maybe it was Flutterhulk.
I just assumed it was “insert x” girlfriend. Like Maybe it was Flutterhulk.
HorsesandMuchMOAR 
Gallusposting since 2019
@Shepherd
Blonde muscular girls are my dream – although that also competes with crazy tomboys, sakura women with pink hair, ladies in white hair.
Blonde muscular girls are my dream – although that also competes with crazy tomboys, sakura women with pink hair, ladies in white hair.
Background Pony #73C9
@Count Adramélekh Sear
The story tonight: Heterosexual males say they would like to fuck Scarlett Johansson. In other news, water is wet and the sun is hot.
Like, duh, I’ll bet only between 15 and 25% of guys wouldn’t want to fuck Scarlett johansson.
Reminds me of how the majority of rap music lyrics can be summed up as, “a series of statements about the obvious things that a typical heterosexual male would enjoy.”
It’s especially odd that culture seems to focus around this more while statistics show people are having less and less sex over the last couple decades. Are people compensating for the lack having their their sexual needs met by stating the obvious these days?
The story tonight: Heterosexual males say they would like to fuck Scarlett Johansson. In other news, water is wet and the sun is hot.
Like, duh, I’ll bet only between 15 and 25% of guys wouldn’t want to fuck Scarlett johansson.
Reminds me of how the majority of rap music lyrics can be summed up as, “a series of statements about the obvious things that a typical heterosexual male would enjoy.”
It’s especially odd that culture seems to focus around this more while statistics show people are having less and less sex over the last couple decades. Are people compensating for the lack having their their sexual needs met by stating the obvious these days?
Dex Stewart
Ecto-Phase,Activate!
@Background Pony #73C9
Personally I find women like Johansson boring. I wanna fuck Velma Dinkley.
Though I’d want to be female.
Personally I find women like Johansson boring. I wanna fuck Velma Dinkley.
Though I’d want to be female.
Dex Stewart
Ecto-Phase,Activate!
@LynksDisease
I took a quick look at her filmography and the only thing I know is Fat Pizza 🤣
She is kinda hot,I like cute faces,though.
I took a quick look at her filmography and the only thing I know is Fat Pizza 🤣
She is kinda hot,I like cute faces,though.
HorsesandMuchMOAR
Gallusposting since 2019
Every time I see Gallus or think of him, I often call him “a piece of shit”, because he is a stupid rooster! A SUPERCOCK!
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