Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

@WyrmSpawN
Small breast are great.

@Background Pony #53BC

Heh, I know that very well.

So I was engaged to this girl in the military, till she cheated on me with this dude in the air force. I ended up fucking her sister, and dated her for a bit.

Made for some awkward moments.

• First time was with a girl who was not a virgin and I lasted all of two minutes after she put the condom on and started riding me. I mean, it was my first time but I’d hoped I’d last longer but nope  
• Nearly got caught having sex with my high school ex her by her parents. We were in her bedroom, about midway through it or so and I was on top of her taking it fairly slow and then we heard a vehicle pull in the driveway. They weren’t supposed to be back for like another hour so and if they saw us we’d be fucked. So basically, in the span of like a minute, I pulled out of her and jerked myself off hard until I came, flushed the condom down the toilet and we’d gotten dressed and headed down to the living room before her parents even entered the house. To this day I don’t know how the hell we managed that  
• I found out that one of my college one-night stands (not the one I had sex with in the shower) had a boyfriend and he was someone who probably could’ve tore me in half. Luckily he never found out. That, along with my grades not being what I’d hoped, is why I left the “party” scene in college after my freshman year  
• The entire FKK club experience. A few of my friends decided to go in “to see the girls” but really there’s only one reason you go inside one. Some six hours later or so we all left, each of us having fucked several women there. I mean, the sex was great, it was legal and at the time we were all single but there’s still a stigma attached to having paid for sex to the point that these two girls are the only ones I’ve never admitted to my girlfriend  
• The “shower sex” girl from college. Basically we met at a party, hung out a bit and did a few shots and then at her insistence we went into a bathroom and then into the shower. She was hot and horny as I was I wasn’t about to say no. So after a quick mention that she was on the pill (I remember saying “good” pretty quickly) we had sex, cleaned ourselves up and got dressed. I found out later that not only was she not a college student, but that she was 18 and just barely legal. I could’ve gotten into serious trouble otherwise