Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

@Shepherd  
Baku Ane Otouto Shibocchau zo 1 and 2 should do you fine.

@WyrmSpawN
 
Yaa google wasn’t giving me anything.

@Shepherd  
You must have safe search on or something because it’s my first result.

@Panko Pai  
I mean…  

 
It would be fun to handjob him

Quick question.  
Do anthro ponies have humanistic or equine genitals?

@Panko Pai  
Equine, IMO.

@Panko Pai  
Usually equine, but sometimes for females, they’ll slip on a human one.

If kissing is lewd, I don’t want to be not-lewd.

Well, that was impeccable timing.
 
I was reading a smutty aged-up Toph X Sokka fancomic while listening to Appetite for Destruction, and that one part in “Rocket Queen” (you know the one) started up right when the two were mid-coitus.

With the exception of one case, I haven’t nutted at my will for about a month

Back of my balls could wake the dead
 
@Panko Pai  
You are ready to talk to girl!

@NitroFury
 
I ship it.

On Earth, you get Big Mac.  
In Equestria, Big Mac gets you!  

@Panko Pai  

 
Big Mac popping a balloon

 

@TheHappySpaceman  
The best kind of sex.

I should draw pony porn.

@Panko Pai  
Yes, you absolutely should.
 
May I recommend Cheerilee? It’s been a good while since I last saw decent porn of her.

@GenericArchangel  
Who?