Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

Anybody else worried about that?

@Shepherd  
The guy who says that masturbating is painful? A bit, though I’d assume he went to have it checked on.

@Meanlucario  
Not sure how much a doc can do about it, tbh.

@Meanlucario  
I think BP who said beating off is painful never beat off before.

@Background Pony #E5B2  
Only one way to find out.

Lately, I’ve been getting a lot hornier towards my fetish than before. I blame the fact that I’ve been talking more with two other people who share it with me and talk about it as well.

To bad I can’t find discords for my other fandoms.

Is there a term for the male counterpart to an Oppai Loli? because there gross also.

It takes a lot of porn to get some fuckin’ sleep.

@Shepherd  
I guess that would be a well-endowed shota.

-And that’s why if you hire a prostitute and have a small dick, it’s a win-win.

I will finally nut tonight

Clop  
Sleep  
Clop  
Sleep
 
Better than counting sheep

WELCOME TO THE CUM ZONE
 
ONLY CUM INSIDE CARTOON HORSES
 
QUIVERING CLIT
 
DOUBLE JOINTED HORSEPUSSY
 
FRESH BALLS
 
ELEGANT EJACULATION
 
FIRST THE KISS
 
THEN THE CUM

I had an interesting erotic dream recently. It had sort of a post-apocalyptic theme to it and there was what I can only describe as a mutant fox girl.

@Background Pony #6F70  
Sounds fun.

I hope if I ever get married, my wife likes sex outside of bed, like sitting on the couch watching something or the like, and she feels like fucking.

@WyrmSpawN  
It was interesting. I found myself at an abandoned amusement park of some sort, looking for food. I remember I had a weapon with me but I kept hearing sounds. Someone was following me… I put down my gun and signaled that I knew I was being followed.
 
The thing lunged at me. She was human, but not exactly. She had fur and a fox’s tail, and clawlike fingernails that dug into my skin and clothes. Almost like an anthro fox. I remember that she didn’t speak perfect English, but I remember what she desired.
 
Man, do I remember.

…Did I kill this chat?

Pomegranates

@Background Pony #6F70  
Nope.

Girls with british accents are totally into petplay

Let’s marsh