Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

Lobinchi
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
A Perfectly Normal Pony - <Lobinchi> i don't want any cocks in my quotes!
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Thread Starter - Lewd Talk Thread
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
Artist -

Restoring Lobi...
@maverick159  
Hahahahaha that would be hilarious xD  
I hanged out with my friends to a brony-con and i saw a Starlight Glimmer dakimakura, my… I wanted that stuff so badly that i screamed “Oh glim-glim!~” and you guess my friends reaction xDD
maverick159
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.

Y'all are stupid!
@Lobinchi  
My girfriend once said she wanted a Sunburst dakimakura. I don’t even have to say how hard it is to find one of those in brazil. And if i wanted to buy one outside the country i would have to sell my house, my PC, my 3ds, my clothes, my ass– anyway you get the point.
 
But if i could, i would buy two. One for each of us.
 
Nah. I’m just kidding… am i? Who knows ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Helios_Five
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

@maverick159  
Well you can’t deny sunburst is pretty hot. That silly beard that only somehow makes him look even more adorkable.
 
@LightningBolt  
For some reason ever since I came to the realization that dicks are pretty great I can’t find vaginas very sexy. Odd because I still like girls as well.
Lobinchi
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
A Perfectly Normal Pony - <Lobinchi> i don't want any cocks in my quotes!
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Thread Starter - Lewd Talk Thread
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
Artist -

Restoring Lobi...
@Corrderio  
Ohh my, i just laughed so hard xD  
I know ONE reason… A really obvious reason… I’m lesbian > Loves all the mares > No guys/stallions allowed
maverick159
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.

Y'all are stupid!
@Naughtypony2010  
Welp, still don’t get it. And by jokes i mean something playful. Like when she did something super amazing and then i say “that’s my girl”
 
Oh well, i’ll just let it keep rolling
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