Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

WELCOME TO THE LEWD THREAD! :D
 
This thread is made for people who want to share their experiences and/or lewd thoughts, it’s okay if you don’t have any experience, we can talk pretty much about anything you have in mind! Off-Topic is allowed, it’s a small “mini-community” but we take care of each other~
 
Feel free to talk about any kink you have in mind! ^w^/)
 
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So what’s the difference between this thread and the fetish thread?

@pixel  
We talk about experiences here, something more detailed and complete! :3
 
I decided to make this because i tend to talk about my lewd experiences all over the booru images uwu and everyone likes to know more about it, i have a lot of things to say about my sexual activity x3

Wieners.

For the record, I don’t really have any lewd or otherwise… interesting sexy time stories.

Oh come on! But i made this thread for you! XD

@Lobinchi  
I’m sure other people will be interested. It’s a thread I’d be interested in. I just don’t have much to contribute.

I guess no one likes wieners. :<

@LightningBolt  
I don’t know if I do or not, but I’m sure some do.

@LightningBolt  
Nope, i’m not hungry, i prefer Quesadillas ;3 if you know what i mean…
 
 
@Registered Anon  
Okay! Should i start then? Ummm… What about if i continue with my public sex story?~

@Lobinchi  
Sure. Also, I don’t know what you mean by quesadillas.

Well, i tried Stealth Sex a couple times…
 
The first one was in the Cinema as i said before. My exGF used to enjoy spanks a LOT, and i loved teasing her or spank her casually in public~ She got mad when i spanked her in the cinema and i took it too far… She got a little bit excited, we choosed the vip zone and the room was almost empty, we decided to have sex there since it was a nice chance to experience public stealth sex >_< i started teasing her with my hands, kissing her over and over as she felt more aroused, she spread her legs and you guess the rest.
 
She got TOO excited, moaning all over the room, the staff caught us and they kicked us out of the cinema for ever. The staff guy was a nice guy (also a creep), so nothing bad happen ^^

@Lobinchi  
I imagine this could have ended in much worse than a permaban.

@Registered Anon  
Ohh, the staff guy kept the secret ;3 and there was no kids in the room, it’s fiiiine~

@Lobinchi  
Well, I suppose that’s good. Still, I imagine there are less risky places for public sex.

Yep, it’s not the only time i had public sex! The most important thing about this is the risk! It makes you feel aware of getting caught, you want to keep going but you want to stop at the same time! It’s so weird but it feels so nice~
 
I tried in an opera teather too, that was so much better since i was with her in the private room ;3 and i brought a toy… And opera concerts are long enough for a couple rounds!

How many threads about NSFW stuff do we need here anyway? XD

@ice1517  
Lots of ’em…

I clop practically every day.

@Background Pony #39AE  
Hehe… yeah, me too, all year…
 

 
_{^{Yeah ok not really, I missed a day…}}

@Toyminator900  
I sometimes slip up and miss some days, and when it’s mandatory because of being away from home or focusing on homework.

@Background Pony #39AE  
*especially
 
Shit! The bug where anon posts cannot be edited but comments can still persists.

I’m surprised we don’t have a thread for pony porn in general here.

I’m back, but i’m going to sleep again, but i’ll talk of the third time i had public sex, this time in the park at night~
 
It was waaay too cold, all we could do is keep ourselves warm while having passionate sex~ OwO and still thinking of the risk of being caught…

@ice1517  
Yeah, me too.