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Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

Zincy
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Wallet After Summer Sale -
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

In Vino Veritas
I was discussing weight differences between partners with a friend of mine.
He’s worried about sleeping with a small girl because he’s a 6.5 foot tall mountain of a man.
I told him I’ve fucked everything from a woman I could carry around under one arm like a handbag, to a 6 foot tall, 320 African goddess who could bench press me.
Weight doesn’t make a difference if you’re careful.
Zincy
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Wallet After Summer Sale -
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

In Vino Veritas
I’ve never realized the, joys, of an age power dynamic.
My little boytoy is so very eager to please, and takes to getting praised quite enthusiastically.
It really triggers something deep, and primal in me.
Prince Areo
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Ten years of changes - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Dream Come True! - Participated in the MLP 9th Anniversary Event
Wallet After Summer Sale -
A Tale For The Ages - Celebrated MLP's 35th Anniversary and FiM's 8th Anniversary
Equality - In our state, we do not stand out.
Birthday Cake - Celebrated MLP's 7th birthday

CALM DOWN LUNA!!
@Meanlucario
They did with nude yoga. But the rest, not so much. Stuff like furries and Pokemon R34, can make most people get weirded out about relationships between humans and Pokemon.
Prince Areo
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Ten years of changes - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Dream Come True! - Participated in the MLP 9th Anniversary Event
Wallet After Summer Sale -
A Tale For The Ages - Celebrated MLP's 35th Anniversary and FiM's 8th Anniversary
Equality - In our state, we do not stand out.
Birthday Cake - Celebrated MLP's 7th birthday

CALM DOWN LUNA!!
@Meanlucario
And of course, kids goes on to see it gets scarred, weirded out and goes nuts against it. That’s why that YouTube guidelines was implemented thanks to someone who couldn’t watch what their kid is watching….
Count Oxymagomedov Sear
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Thread Starter - Started a thread with over 100 pages
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Lunar Guardian - Earned a place among the ranks of the most loyal New Lunar Republic soldiers (April Fools 2023).
Flower Trio - Helped others get their OC into the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
King Sombra - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of The Crystal Empire!
A Lovely Nightmare Night - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Princess of Love - Extra special version for those who participated in the Canterlot Wedding 10th anniversary event by contributing art.
Tree of Harmony - Drew someone's OC for the 2022 Community Collab

Not hentai-related but purely for science.
Since octopus can literally squeeze through everything, I highly believe they can easily fit right inside a woman’s vag since they can fit in holes as small as their beak.
Random-Rambling
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

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I’ve never realized the, joys, of an age power dynamic.
My little boytoy is so very eager to please, and takes to getting praised quite enthusiastically.
It really triggers something deep, and primal in me.
May Henry Kissinger Rot In Piss, but he knew what he was talking about when he said “Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.”
TheHappySpaceman
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Artist -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Sweet F.A.
@Lord WyrmSpawN
Don’t get me wrong, the Internet is great and I’m happy for it. But it feels like an indirect side effect is that the opportunities to actually meet people organically are shrinking. And I hate online dating, although I am speaking as someone who A. finds online dating to be highly impersonal and fake, and B. has never had any success with it, so I’m obviously biased.
Zincy
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Wallet After Summer Sale -
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

In Vino Veritas
“Organic” dating is a myth. Statistically speaking, very rarely do people find partners when not actively looking, aside from during school/college.
In this respect, online dating is exactly the same as traditional dating. Which is specifically seeking out a partner in a shared space. Whether it’s a bar or an app, the medium is irrelevant.
TheHappySpaceman
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Artist -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Sweet F.A.
@Zincy
As someone who doesn’t drink, I don’t find meeting people in bars particularly appealing either
@Lord WyrmSpawN
RL stuff incoming:
Just recently, a girl I worked with told a friend that she thought I was cute and wanted to date me, and my friend gave me the girl’s Discord contact info. I sent her a friend invite on Discord and waited two days, but when she responded, she very apologetically said she had started a relationship during that time. I believe her FWIW, it really does just seem like a case of crappy timing, but it does sadden me because it’s probably gonna be the only ever time I will get to meet someone organically and they express interest in me first.
I just really friggin’ hate online dating. It’s essentially a case where everyone judges you based solely on your appearance in your pictures and on your attempts to sum up your life, all your interests, ambitions, goals, beliefs, etc. into one short paragraph for your description. How the hell am I supposed to feel any warmth whatsoever from that?
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