Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

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@Meanlucario
I’m only a couple chapters in and it’s already had a lot of things I’ve frequently seen fetishized, thanks to the internet. Stuff like giantess, transformation, and crossdressing. Oh, and a girl pukes up keys. I’m sure someone, somewhere out there is into that.
Most degenerate of all is that the main character has a power that involves consensual hand holding.
Random-Rambling
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When it to your sexual fantasies/fetishes, do you imagine a situation where a person who fits your fetish(es) is a happy accident, or a scenario where you have the power to make your fetishes more common?
To better explain, pretend you have a fetish for red hair. You LOVE women with red hair, and think men with red hair aren’t half-bad either! When you have sexual fantasies, do they lean towards Scenario A (you meet a red-haired person somewhere and since you both share some mutual interests, you both fall madly in love with each other) or Scenario B (you become a world-famous geneticist and manage to cure a wide variety of diseases, but secretly tweak the cure to add a harmless effect that boosts the prevalence of red hair from ~2% of humanity to 40%), or Scenario B2 (a genie or deity grants you a wish, and you wish to be either transported to a world with mostly red-haired people or change this world to be mostly red-haired people).
Random-Rambling
Pixel Perfection - Hot Pockets Spotted
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

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I’m mostly A, with a little of B2. Some fetishes I have are harmful to the person, so I certainly don’t want it to be widespread, but I will certainly imagine setting up situations where my fetish happens to someone, or imagining a scenario where the fetish isn’t as harmful.
Meanlucario
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Time to get spooky
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I feel like this is a quantity or quality question. A is having one person, but you do love each other. B is having more people into it, causing it to appear more often online and date/hook-up with more people into the same thing.
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Is it wrong that I am having sexual thoughts about my good-for-nothing ex? Out of nowhere!
Background Pony #052D
Fucking hell, yet another porn site has blocked access in Virginia. Can’t have shit in this state.
Background Pony #052D
Damn, I had quite the horny dream last night.
Adult Toph and I were sparring in an empty Colosseum of some sort. For some reason, we were both only wearing our underwear. At first she was launching rocks and boulders at me, which I was dodging and jumping over, then as we got close it was hand-to-hand combat until we were just holding hands and pushing at each other and I pinned her to the wall, our sweaty bodies almost sticking together. Then somehow we ended up on the floor, naked, and Toph was pinning me down and French-kissing me before saying, “I win.“
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