Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

LynksDisease
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).

Cringe Lord
wanted to share a funny image but it will not embed so just imagine this character holding a can of bud lite in front of her dick
Silent_Witness
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Chippin’ In
So, on a whim, I decided to buy myself an autoblow. And I have to admit, I’m actually a little disappointed. Maybe I didn’t get a very good quality one (it was around $70), maybe I wasn’t in an environment that let me really relax, maybe I didn’t do enough prep work, but whatever the problem, it wasn’t all that great. I’ll give it another shot, but i’ll be keeping my expectations low. And if nothing else, the silicone sleeve on the inside is actually pretty decent. I’ll definitely be hanging onto that.
Silent_Witness
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Chippin’ In
@Silent_Witness
So, I gave the thing another shot. But, it didn’t impress a second time around, either. Even using the sleeve on the inside by itself didn’t do much. I don’t really have anyone to blame but myself though- I only paid $70 for it. But, I could’ve taken that money and used to buy a new video game. Probably would’ve enjoyed it more.
Random-Rambling
Pixel Perfection - Hot Pockets Spotted
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

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I’m not. Touhou characters are, when you get down to it, pretty samey. They’re almost entirely all young fair-skinned girls/women.
Pokemon has a HUGE variety of skin tones, ages, and attractive characters of both genders (even some that dabble in both: Rika and Grusha, for example), and that’s just the human characters!
Background Pony #F7FE
Has anyone here ever had sex IRL? I’m going to ask a girl from work to hang out soon, one that I think will say yes. I like her as a friend, but I’m going to feel the room at the time to see if she might also happen to want to fuck. Hopefully that works out. I’m actually still a virgin, so I don’t know exactly how to gage her interest without being creepy, but I’m gonna try.
Background Pony #F7FE
@Badheart
It’s not really going to be a date, unless she wants it to be. But based on her personality, I’m pretty sure that fucking is more likely than dating, I’ll just say that.
Meanlucario
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Solar Guardian - Refused to surrender in the face of the Lunar rebellion and showed utmost loyalty to the Solar Empire (April Fools 2023).
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
King Sombra - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of The Crystal Empire!
A Lovely Nightmare Night - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Princess of Love - Extra special version for those who participated in the Canterlot Wedding 10th anniversary event by contributing art.
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Kinship Through Differences - Celebrated the 11th anniversary of MLP:FIM!

Time to get spooky
“I’m going to prank Jon”
“Sweet! What’s your plan?”
“I’m going to fuck him.”
“I think you mean fuck with him.”
Horny smile
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