Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

Shyette
Lunar Guardian - Earned a place among the ranks of the most loyal New Lunar Republic soldiers (April Fools 2023).
Thread Starter - Yuri (NSFW)
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

I want coffiee
Random scene a couple of people at the store.
  • “Mom told me to get bread with you. (pan out to show that they are in the buff at the store) But why do we have to be naked?
Background Pony #66ED
A girl’s pussy smell will linger on and around your cock and balls for a while after sex unless you take a shower and wash it off, and wearing clothes masks but doesn’t entirely get rid of it. It’s the same for girls with dick smell, it’ll linger in and around their pussy. Both cases can lead to some very embarrassing situations, especially if you’re a horny teen who is “not supposed” to be having sex.
Meanlucario
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Solar Guardian - Refused to surrender in the face of the Lunar rebellion and showed utmost loyalty to the Solar Empire (April Fools 2023).
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
King Sombra - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of The Crystal Empire!
A Lovely Nightmare Night - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Princess of Love - Extra special version for those who participated in the Canterlot Wedding 10th anniversary event by contributing art.
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Kinship Through Differences - Celebrated the 11th anniversary of MLP:FIM!

Time to get spooky
If I ever have sex, I would never use the TV as background noise. I don’t want to be the one who awkwardly stops having sex because Digimon is playing.
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