Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

Apparently sex leaves a scent that is very different from masturbation.

@Meanlucario
Of course, more than one genetic signature involved.

Random scene a couple of people at the store.

Most of my kinks are messed up, have permanent consequences, or both.

@Shyette
Meanwhile mine’s just gross.

Some of my fetishes ARE permanent consequences, unless regeneration is a thing.

I think I have one main kink that’s gross, but just weird if it’s roleplayed and not done straight.

Incest, breeding/impregnation, vore, cooking, Pokehpillia, Herrosexual femboys, muscle girls, evil ladies, and exo/voy.

Is Auralism a thing?

@KolpSlack
I can look it up, that’s usually a done deal right there.

A girl’s pussy smell will linger on and around your cock and balls for a while after sex unless you take a shower and wash it off, and wearing clothes masks but doesn’t entirely get rid of it. It’s the same for girls with dick smell, it’ll linger in and around their pussy. Both cases can lead to some very embarrassing situations, especially if you’re a horny teen who is “not supposed” to be having sex.

Anyone here wants a literal “pearl necklace”?

Only good maids get a “raise”.

@Hali the Emoji girl
I would only give a woman the real deal or the euphemism. None of that in-between shit.

If I ever have sex, I would never use the TV as background noise. I don’t want to be the one who awkwardly stops having sex because Digimon is playing.

@Meanlucario
Believe me, you’d be too busy to watch TV, even with your favorite show on.

@Goku Black
You underestimate how easily distracted I am. A white noise machine is better in my opinion.

I played Doom once while a girl was bouncing on my dick. Big girl too.

I died, many times, and my legs were quite sore.

@NitroFury
Also known as the hentai protagonist haircut.

It would be a good wtf gift to give to someone just to see their reaction when you tell them what it’s made out of.