Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

They were always that ruby.

@Hali the Emoji girl
It’s in reference to RWBY becoming an officially produced, subbed anime.

@TheHappySpaceman
So the guy in glasses is really a girl, or something?

@4Town Fan
Yeah, the whole gag is that her best(?) friend had no idea.

@Meanlucario
If only all of us could be that cursed.

@Lord WyrmSpawN
Ha! Good one! Though judging by modern anime they’d be just as likely to make her a loli

@NitroFury
A classic!

@4Town Fan
Yup, she’s a girl and her best friend had no idea despite knowing her since they were both kids. XD

@TheHappySpaceman
@NitroFury
Does that type of jacket actually hide breast that well?

@Meanlucario
Not always

I learn about bridal lingerie today. If I ever get married, I’d love to skim the ceremony and go straight to bed with her wearing that (and me likely in a tuxedo t-shirt and nothing else).

I figured it was that.

@Meanlucario
Vegas would be the perfect venue for you. I saw some of those quick ceremonies while walking to my hotel room from Fremont Street.

@Goku Black
I want it to be a committed and long-lasting relationship.

@Meanlucario
You can totally have that if you want, even with a Vegas wedding. I mean, the wedding is only the beginning of marriage, not the whole basis of it.

@Goku Black
Hence why I’m hoping to livestream it instead of inviting people to it if I even get married.

@Meanlucario
In any case, you do you.

I only mentioned Las Vegas because Nevada is one of the only states where you can have a quick easy wedding without all the bureaucratic bullshit most other states put you through (i.e.: in-person witnesses, licensing, blood tests, etc.)

How would you guys think I should go about meeting girls into pony? It’s important to me that we share that interest.

Geezuz, i just remembered i saw this skinny, belly-shirt wearing, no tits, braided hair, redhead girl in the store and it was a genuine struggle not to ogle her.

I may have the opportunity to do something so utterly lewd and absurd that the very notion seems like fantasy.

@Zincy
And that thing is?

Woman “Brother we are trapped in a self-awaere henti that’s tagged incest and impregnation.”

Borther: Well did it have to kick in when were not home.

y’all hear about the amphibia situation?

@LynksDisease
Wasn’t aware there was one.

@Meanlucario
let’s just say the fandom, who hasn’t heard of the disney porn vault, is shocked that some crew members draw… spicy stuff of the characters…

@LynksDisease
I hope that vault is leaked and learn that Disney always had official porn.

It’s probably not even especially good porn.