Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

Why do so many euphemisms for masturbation involve animal abuse?

@Background Pony #61BC
Thank the Victorian age for that, them fuckers were repressed

Allow me to overthink something I came up with thinking it was funny.

Nintendo Xtreme Volleyball roster

Princess Peach, Princess Daisy, Rosalina, Captin Syrup, Vivian, Candy Kong, Tiny Kong, Kalypso, Valentina, Princess Zelda, Princess Ruto, Impa, Cia, Lana, Malon, Great Fairy, Samus Aran, Min Min, Twintail, Krystal, Bayonetta, Janene, and of course Bowsette.

@Shepherd
Bowsette is an OC, not a Nintendo character.

I forgot the train of thought that led to that but the “punchline” was it’s the game where they make her canon.

Also, you think me a fool?

@Shepherd
I thought that Nintendo making such a game was the joke. And no, but I could see people thinking that humanized R36 Bowser is canon at this point.

moving on how do I search my posts in just this topic?

NM I was trying to re-find this

I screwed up, I’ll try no-fap week again next week.

@Background Pony #61BC

“You mean sex between a man and a woman?”

“Or any animal you’d prefer.”

Firmly grasp it in your hand.

@NitroFury
That’s what they all say at first, than they discover their preferred species.

@Meanlucario
^{_{me with skunks}}

Yeah, I’d do the new league champ.

@Lord WyrmSpawN
Who/What?

My girl has to wear “safety mittens” now after she tore my back up something fierce.

Not every time, but about 50% of the time.

@Meanlucario
Renata Glasc, Zauntite chem baron.

I was a little peeved because someone was like, ‘variety!’, but she’s good on her own merits.

@Zincy
Not willing to get ‘declawed’?

Nah, because I do like most of the scratches. Just have to make sure she doesn’t go a little too overboard.

Two doms in the bedroom can get, bloody.

@Meanlucario
Zeri.

Edit: Oh nevermind. Still leaving the pic up though.

@pixel
Well I suppose someone should like her.

I own over 100 OCs and they are all female with giant tits.

EDIT: Make that 200 OCs. Also all female with giant tits.

I have just two OCs, Naomi and Ayame. They both have very average-sized tits.

Two OCs that I made when I was in the Katawa Shoujo fandom, but now I like to think of them as just general OCs.

Ayame and Naomi are roommates who form a sort of “odd couple”. Ayame being more quiet and Naomi being more sporty.

But then it gets into their struggles.

Ayame is quiet partially because she is literally mute from laryngeal cancer and had to get her larynx surgically removed. She still has a scar on her throat.

Naomi is a risk-taker, but one time, she nearly died in an avalanche. She survived, but lost her left foot to frostbite and right eye from a snapped branch that whipped across her face. She has a scar from that too, but usually wears an eyepatch.

They’re both pretty into cosplay, but Naomi is one of those “crazy” fans that goes ALL OUT on the cosplay.

I have to dredge up other bits and pieces of their personality I have created from my memory.