Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

I look like I mated with a Klingon.

Bites, bruises, scratches, and all manner of other marks.

Fun Fact: in the Forgotten Realms of D&D, satyrs and dryads represent the horniness of nature (including non-consenting sex), and the two races can only reproduce with each other. The concerning part is that only the satyrs care about consent, where the dryads would hypnotize you before they would consider asking.

I’m challenging myself to go a whole week (Sunday til Saturday night) without…you know.

@Background Pony #61BC
Jerking off?

Without yanking it, of course. It’s difficult because I tend to be aroused rather easily.

I made super sperm.

If you lick it she will come.

Plus, the more days I wait, the more new porn that’ll be available for me to download~

I do wank to porn from time to time, but mostly I wank to fetishy stuff, and I do it every single night of the week before I get some shuteye.

Wrote a short story about a nudist spellcaster in a modern setting

@Shepherd
Thinderella: The Necromantic Naturist rises again.

@Blissful690
I was searching your faves for porn and found a dance party to the Cops theme song.

Still not disappointed.

@Badheart
Which image are you referring to?

I just hit the 20 mark with the total number of girls I’ve slept with. Not “a lot” compared to some people but I still never expected it to get that high, it just kind of happened pretty much after I stopped trying too hard to get laid a few years ago

@Background Pony #846C
You’re a Russian tampon.

Arianny Celeste simps on big roidy men.

I may not be a furry, but…

@Background Pony #846C
Good work

Why are butts so awesome?

@pixel
Cushion for the pushin?

I keep being bugged by my mind about this stupid concept of getting raped by men you don’t know especially getting gangbanged actually feels good if your body is lecherous.

I sat on my balls

@pixel
They’re a cushy ride.