Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

@Hali the Emoji girl
exactly

Nothing like pounding a fat, black ass to really lower your stress levels.

Did almost fall off the couch though, which would have hurt like a bitch. My knee slipped off the side a bit.

Would you bang a female MMA fighter if you’re a casual?

Considering I’m a casual?

@Count Adramalekhovich Searmagomedov
I don’t see why her profession would change that much.

Yes.

@Count Adramalekhovich Searmagomedov
I can’t imagine that relationship lasting, but I would give it a shot.

I don’t find muscles attractive on either gender so, no probably not.

@Zincy
I liked girls with muscles ever since when I was a little nerd watching Tiny Toons.

@Zincy
I like strong, smart girls personally. It’s related to my fondness of women better than me.

Type of women like these and they do Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, I’d rather get choked than tap out while wrapping her thighs around me.

@Dex Stewart
God, i remember that episode, but i remember it looking way worse. That’s what memory does, i guess.

I feel like I should correct myself. I like toned women.

I’m so jacked up on aphrodisiacs, every time I masturbate it feels like the motherfuckin’ world is gonna end.

Guy on the right may not be the arm wrestling champion but he is a world champion on something else.

I’m starting to think that fingering is my kink, base on how often I do it to my body pillow.

Brace yourselves, lads.

Whoever invented these No Nut November bullshit should get a -69420 social credit.

No one’s forcing you to do it, ya know.

@Count Adramalekhovich Searmagomedov
Seriously. And like, the memes were funny at first, but now it’s getting old. Not to mention the fact that it was quickly co-opted by several serious anti-masturbation and anti-sex groups.

@WyrmSpawN
They kind of are, though? Like this is a genuine post on the Strip Poker Night at the Inventory subreddit asking the game devs to remove horny from the game due to NSFW. Remove horny… from an entire porn game… because he doesn’t want to nut.

@TheHappySpaceman
I refuse to believe he’s being serious. Or that I should take him seriously in either case.

@TheHappySpaceman
It is really very dumb.

And to clarify I a referring to the NNN portion of the message.