Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

@Hali the Emoji girl
 
Eather I’m unlucky or [[https://theporndude.com/taboo-porn-sites All of them]]

@Shepherd
 
Thanks.

@LightningBolt  

 
I have a similar problem with my fetishes (the few people who have my fetish all overwhelmingly like it a certain way, which unfortunately, I hate)

Back when I was trying to find foot fetish dvds before I got internet, I always found an extremely specific weird kink on all of them. Licking the heels of high heel shoes or boots. I don’t get it. Trying to find all female porn was a bitch too. I hated buying a dvd that claimed “lesbian” in the title, and then there’s dudes. Or then there was a couple dvds I found that had lesbian scenes clearly performed by women who were not lesbians and probably didn’t want to be there.  
Lol pre internet days were weird.

I hate the smell of my own cum.

@Meanlucario  
Why? It’s just your own fluids.

@KolpSlack  
It smells terrible. I can’t imagine the appear of oral considering the stench.

Long cold shower 🐂

I’ve always thought it smelled like something that hasn’t been baked yet. Like some kind of batter in a literal sense.

@WyrmSpawN  
It is called baby batter, which might be a tip-off.

I thought it smelled like my school’s cafeteria.

Is starting a topic for Disney NSFW a good iea?

@Shepherd  
Damn man go for it

I get turned on again after ejaculating whenever I smell my own cum.

@Meanlucario  
I always assumed that slang term was meant in a purely metaphorical sense.

@乃ﾑりん乇ﾑ尺ｲ
 
okay I did it.

@WyrmSpawN
 
Femboys are awesome.

@Hali the Emoji girl  
Agree to disagree?

Boy pussy

@Neopolitan
 
Bussy~

@Neopolitan  
So a hermaphrodite.

@Meanlucario  
Not quite.

@WyrmSpawN  
Howso?

@Meanlucario  
A hermaphrodite would be functional.
 
A boy pussy is just anal focus and abuse more befitting of a pussy.