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I have no idea if this copypasta is true, but I know the facts that make it plausible.
 
So female dolphins have vaginal secretions that make a male dolphin just cum over and over and over, From this point on, I will call these secretions Dolphin pussy jelly. Scientists were like “holy shit, dude we gotta test this. You know, for science” So the scientists collected a sample of said dolphin pussy jelly, and had a test primate. They swabbed it on the male primate’s dick, sat back and watched the show. Now you see, it worked. But it worked a little too well. The monkey straight up had a heart attack because it used all of its energy into fucking cumming. I want to live in a world where this is a commercial product. I want to say “you know what, I want to die and i know what to do about it.” I want to live in a world where i can go into my local grocery store, pick up a bottle of Smucker’s Dolphin Pussy Jelly, and just fucking cum myself to death
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Attention, rule 34 artists:
 
You don’t have to make small-breasted girls chestier in your art. Diversity is a beautiful thing and we should celebrate the fact that boobs come in a variety of sizes. Not every girl has to have triple D honkers, especially ones that are smaller in canon.
 
Love,  
Some guy on the Internet
Random-Rambling
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Attention, rule 34 artists:
You don’t have to make small-breasted girls chestier in your art. Diversity is a beautiful thing and we should celebrate the fact that boobs come in a variety of sizes. Not every girl has to have triple D honkers, especially ones that are smaller in canon.
Love,
Some guy on the Internet
 
Sounds like you need some Average Anime Tiddies!
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Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Bad taste in everything
@Random-Rambling  
I’ve heard of that subreddit before but I assumed the title was facetious. Like “average” for anime is aforementioned triple D honkers or something.
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