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Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

Zincy
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Mine was with a 36 year old coworker when I was 18.

This woman named Sarah. It started with me giving her shoulder rubs when she got stressed at work.

Eventually I invited her over to my place for a full "massage", we both knew where it was going.


That was over a decade or so ago.
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@Zincy
When she showed up at my dorm that night (roommate was out) I was extremely nervous, not just because it was my first time but also because I kept worrying that it might be a sting. After I showed her I had the money and she started taking her clothes off I knew then it was for real and things went well after that.

@Goku Black
How much did you pay? For me it was $300 for a half hour, but the girl was pretty hot so I think it was worth the price.
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I've only had sex once and the cleanup wasn't really that much, I'd put a sheet over my bed beforehand so there wouldn't be any stains, after it was over she pulled the condom off and flushed it (yeah I know you're not supposed to do that but everyone does) and we both took some wet wipes around our genitals before we got dressed. After she was gone I took the sheet and threw it in my hamper.

Messy sex does look fun but must be a bitch to clean up afterwards.
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Another dumb college story from me, one night I'd taken a shower and just got done and was about to get out of the stall and dry myself off (the stalls were separate and locked from the inside) when I heard someone get into the one next to me and turn it on. Then I quickly realized it was a guy and girl and they were having sex. I really should've just left but instead I stayed and jacked myself off to them, and after they were done and left I had to take another quick shower to clean myself up.

It wasn't long after that that I decided to get an escort because I really needed sex bad.
Zincy
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An old ex of mine was into animal play. Lots of biting, scratching, throwing each other around, more blood than would be considered healthy.

Then my ex who was 280 pounds who loved to be on top, that always ended in sore everything.


My soon to be ex, the tiny Asian, loves to be picked up, slammed into a wall, and fucked in midair. I can barely move my legs afterwards.


Those are a few examples.
Zincy
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@Dex Stewart

I've got fun stories. Several girls who were into choking, that time I had sex half out of a car out in the middle of the sticks, getting a BJ in the parking lot of my old job, getting a girl so wet we warped the floorboard of my parents basement bar, and many more.
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I sometimes wonder what it’d be like to play out my fantasies IRL, both in terms of the sex and having someone who agreed to it. Tying up someone wearing a maid uniform is one thing, but I imagine it’d be a different feel if they agreed to do all of that for you.
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@Zincy
An old ex of mine was into animal play. Lots of biting, scratching, throwing each other around, more blood than would be considered healthy.

Then my ex who was 280 pounds who loved to be on top, that always ended in sore everything.


My soon to be ex, the tiny Asian, loves to be picked up, slammed into a wall, and fucked in midair. I can barely move my legs afterwards.


Those are a few examples.


I hope that's a mutual break-up.
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