Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

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It’s so weird being a virgin despite having two or three Internet friend with benefits who’ll go fuck themselves if I ask them to. Sure, it’s all dom/sub stuff, but it feels awkward being able to tell someone to choke themselves on a silicone dick until they can’t move their jaw yet being unable to actually get laid.
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I'm sure "chances" have presented themselves pre-covid, unless you're like 16 or something. It'll certainly be easier post-covid, but even now you can get some ass. I've gone through 4 women over the course of the pandemic.

Potential conquests are everywhere, you just have to be vigilant and brave. I've picked up partners from work, school, pubs, online dating, etc.
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Well I didn’t care pre-COVID, wasn’t really making an effort. Now I do care. I’ll try online dating, see if it gets me anywhere, and the usual “hey I think I like this person I’ve incidentally met”
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I've actually had fantastic luck with online dating. All the people that shit on it have never tried it.

I have, in the last year and a half through online dating, ended up with a black chick with tits the size of my head, a Colombian beauty whose English was hilarious, another black girl with an ass you could land a 747 on, a half white half Hispanic CIA agent, and my current girl who is a cute little Chinese with a heart shaped ass and a lovely rack.
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I've had a few cuddly lovers.

I dated a maid years ago who used to do that cute thing women sometimes do. Where you're napping together, cuddled up, and they push their ass into your pelvis in a not so subtle hint that they're wanting some action.

And my current girlfriend will roll over when we're cuddling and nip at my neck. It's how she let's me know she wants some dick.
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So, as someone who has basically "fucked the rainbow", I can confirm that females of different races are "built" a bit different when it comes to their sensitive anatomy.

Which has been an interesting dilemma while dating a smol Asian woman.
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