Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

Shepherd
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

Why do I come here?
I had an idea for a Chyoa story but I don't think I'm a good person to write it.

Incest Cruise.

A cruise ship for incestuous lovers. enjoy the stories of the passengers.
Zincy
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Wallet After Summer Sale -
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Part-time Pizza Cat
@GenericArchangel

I have various undergarments that have been left by partners.

Not intentionally, but stuff gets lost when in the heat of the moment. Panties get stuck between the mattress and frame, socks end up behind the cabinet, bras end up under the bed. That sort of thing.
Scrabbleman
Duck - He literally asked for this
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Artist -
Birthday Cake - Celebrated MLP's 7th birthday
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

[screams in German]
I like the idea of consentacles. Basically, tentacle sex but without the rape. Like, just a living dildo or a weird plant pet thing.
Shepherd
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

Why do I come here?
Another Chyoa story I thought of but shouldn't write.

[name] is an average guy but for some reason, every woman he meets wasn't him to impregnate her. Including his mom, older sisters, boss.
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