Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

@Meanlucario
 
Surprisingly forward for her!

Mustache.

Don’t you guys hate it when an old fetish you thought you were over comes back, and even though you tell yourself you don’t like it you can’t stop fantasizing…
 
Crossdressing and gay stuff, we meet again.

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@pixel  
I can feel that. I have a lot of kinks, and I often find myself criticizing myself for all the stuff I’m into. Not fun.

A news i saw here about a guy digging his dead girl’s freshly buried coffin just to fuck her lifeless body for one last time.
 
 
Happy fucking Valentine’s Day, you simp fucks!

So you know that generic hentai position where the girl is sitting in the guys lap, and he’s got his arms wrapped under her legs, pulling them up toward her chest while fucking her?
 
Yea, imma give that a shot tomorrow. There’s a small possibility I either drop my gf, or break my dick, I will report on the success rate.

I honestly feeling very lonely. I have no thicc and chubby GF to love me back. My confidence is not good enough. I guess I’m not wanted by women even when I already lowered my standards on what I want. I’m becoming a “wizard” at 30 next month.

@Prince Areo
 
How do you approach women? Give me a sample of what you do when trying to court someone.

@Zincy  
Honestly, I have no idea except saying “Hi!”, “You look great!” and “You’re very pretty.” That’s all I got here. In reality, not ONE thicc and chubby woman would notice me so I just waited for one anyway. That’s the ONLY method I have.

@Zincy  
Plus, I’m kind of an introvert.

@Prince Areo
 
What kind of women are you going for when you do?

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Images like this remind me how straight I am.

@LightningBolt  
That Image made me gay

I have a zit popping fetish.

Before there was Bowsette!
 

@Shepherd  
Looks too young.

@Meanlucario
 
She’s like 10,000 or somthing.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
So it is a fetish? I was never completely sure.

@Zincy  
Thicc and chubby. Someone who shares the same situation as I have.

Quite like muscular women, but i always imagine what the vagina must be like in such a hard body state and i always think trying to fuck one is like using a can opener. The ones with bottles openers on them.
 
Just hope your dick is hard enough to the task of penetrating such a (possibly literal) stronghold.
 
Chalk that up, as I’m sure you will, to being a virgin.

@WyrmSpawN
 
I don’t think that’d be a problem unless you’re screwing an extreme bodybuilder.
 

 
 
A more “normal” amount of muscle would still be fairly soft.