Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]
Random-Rambling 
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@Dex Stewart
“I mentioned the surgery because, while I would like to remove your leg with a saw, or your eye with a sharpened spoon, I’m trying NOT to be Jigsaw the Torturer here. I want you to have as little trauma as possible. This whole operation is going to be completely above-board.”
“I mentioned the surgery because, while I would like to remove your leg with a saw, or your eye with a sharpened spoon, I’m trying NOT to be Jigsaw the Torturer here. I want you to have as little trauma as possible. This whole operation is going to be completely above-board.”
Zincy 
In Vino Veritas
This dating site I’m on opened up a thing called “passport”, which connects people with those willing to date internationally.
Its through this that I noticed something. Asians have weird standards.
You’ll see some really hotties out there. Great tits, nice ass, cant be more than 135ish, and yet they’ll label themselves as “overweight”. For the record, the site allows you to select a weight class from skinny to overweight, with a lot of positions in between.
It’s like girl, really, have you see Americans? Most of their weights would look down right tiny if they sauntered into a Walmart. They are at “sassy black grandma gonna offer you a three course meal cause you tiny” levels. Yet, in their culture I guess, that’s considered fat.
And here I am like, hell, if you want to gain more I’d be fine with it. Sure thing, come on over to the states and I’ll give you a nice stuffing. I’ve dated/fucked women north of 250, I’m game.
Its through this that I noticed something. Asians have weird standards.
You’ll see some really hotties out there. Great tits, nice ass, cant be more than 135ish, and yet they’ll label themselves as “overweight”. For the record, the site allows you to select a weight class from skinny to overweight, with a lot of positions in between.
It’s like girl, really, have you see Americans? Most of their weights would look down right tiny if they sauntered into a Walmart. They are at “sassy black grandma gonna offer you a three course meal cause you tiny” levels. Yet, in their culture I guess, that’s considered fat.
And here I am like, hell, if you want to gain more I’d be fine with it. Sure thing, come on over to the states and I’ll give you a nice stuffing. I’ve dated/fucked women north of 250, I’m game.
Dex Stewart 
Ecto-Phase,Activate!
@Zincy
Italian girls are pretty skinny🤣. I just remembered there’s a Hall and Oates song called Italian Girls.
Italian girls are pretty skinny🤣. I just remembered there’s a Hall and Oates song called Italian Girls.
Random-Rambling
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@Zincy
Asian women have EXTREME standards when it comes to female beauty.
South Korea is like the world-leader in number of plastic surgeries, to the point that eyelid, jaw, chin, and cheekbone surgery has become as socially accepted, nay, socially expected as a kid getting braces. Many companies require a headshot of you to see if you’re beautiful enough to make a good impression for the company.
Asian women have EXTREME standards when it comes to female beauty.
South Korea is like the world-leader in number of plastic surgeries, to the point that eyelid, jaw, chin, and cheekbone surgery has become as socially accepted, nay, socially expected as a kid getting braces. Many companies require a headshot of you to see if you’re beautiful enough to make a good impression for the company.
Zincy
In Vino Veritas
@Random-Rambling
I will gladly give some loving to a “fat” Asian girl. Hell, Asian men aren’t fucking them anyway if Japan and Korea’s marriage and birthrates are anything to go by.
Fuck some asinine standard of beauty. Let a girl eat I say.
I will gladly give some loving to a “fat” Asian girl. Hell, Asian men aren’t fucking them anyway if Japan and Korea’s marriage and birthrates are anything to go by.
Fuck some asinine standard of beauty. Let a girl eat I say.
Zincy
In Vino Veritas
@Hali the Emoji girl
Okcupid.
I’ve met quite a few women on there. Most of that ended in weekend romances on my couch/bed, but I did date a girl from there for a good few months.
Okcupid.
I’ve met quite a few women on there. Most of that ended in weekend romances on my couch/bed, but I did date a girl from there for a good few months.
𝕭𝖆𝖉𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙 
Drunk and Belligerent in the Vent thread and telling everyone to fuck themselves.
Extended for ban evasion to post the same shit on the Featured Image that got you banned in the first place. Rule #0 in the Lewd Talk Thread
Wrong thread 😐
Extended for ban evasion to post the same shit on the Featured Image that got you banned in the first place. Rule #0 in the Lewd Talk Thread
Wrong thread 😐
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