Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

@TheHappySpaceman  
It’s healthy to masturbate.

It’s always the same damn buzz, and sometimes it can be overwhelming.

I stopped fapping for a long time as I feel the only thing busting a nut gives to me is disappointment and guilt.

I do it because I’m scared of shooting blood out of my cock.
 

 
no gibs on you, cannibal corpse.

I’m fine without being tired & grouchy.

Have some sparkle bitch.
 

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@LightningBolt  

 
Yes, but there’s a small portion of the population who are addicted to it.

@Random-Rambling  

 
I was in this population. And I was 13 by that time

@Panko Pai  

 
Get a girlfriend!

@Dreamy Orange  
I wish I had one (or better, a wife) myself.

@Dreamy Orange  
Where the hell do you get one of those?

@Dreamy Orange  
Easier said than done. Especially during a worldwide crisis.

@Dreamy Orange
 
I typically have several. But the pandemic is sort of crimping my style. Considering I’m having to hunker down for various reasons.

@Dex Stewart
 
What about prostate cancer that made you think of el superbeasto? I haven’t seen it yet even tho it’s looks awesome.

@Hali the Emoji girl  
There’s a country song that plays over a fight between two hot girls.  
It goes:“🎵It’s alright to jerk off to cartoons,the Japanese do it everyday,so rub one out for the USA,USA,cause masturbation’s good for yer prostate,it lowers blood pressure and it helps you sleep🎵  
I think there were more silly lyrics.

@Dex Stewart
 
I had heard that song before but only the “it’s okay to jerk off to cartoons, the Japanese do it everyday” part on youtube. it was probably the full song but I stopped it because i wanted to watch the movie first, the song making me want to watch it even more then i did before.

@Hali the Emoji girl  
I liked it. None of my friends did.

@Dex Stewart
 
I edited my post also why didn’t they like it?

@Hali the Emoji girl  
Some said the animation was jerky,others just didn’t like extreme comedy and violence in a cartoon unless it was family guy I guess.  
There was a comic book too.

Stabbed by an old friend’s dad for looking at his mom’s butt then suffocated with a rope & bag by the Ku Klux Klan.
 
Yeah, I don’t need that much sleep.

@Dex Stewart
 
were can I see the movie at?

Historically accurate

@Hali the Emoji girl  
It’s apparently on Tubi for free. I bought a DVD years ago at a used electronics store.