Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

@WyrmSpawN  
Maybe people love husky bitches.

@Zincy  

 
Don’t you mean Indiana and Colorado?

@Meanlucario  
Maybe the week I spent in Illinois a few years ago has rubbed off on me…
 
Surprised furry cats aren’t anywhere to be seen, though.

@TheHappySpaceman  
They’re too lazy to look up porn.

@Meanlucario  
Not enough Data are the hottest ones.

@Registered Anon  
They’re the one with only cat people.

You know how I know I’m still sick?  
My balls are hanging like a training bag

Porn’s just boring to me these days. Anyone else relate?

@pixel  
Nah. Always something new to find.

@WyrmSpawN  
Same.

@pixel  
I find alot of porn boring just because my tastes are very specific.

@Meanlucario  

 
Why am I not at all surprised about Russia? XD

@TheHappySpaceman  
They live their fantasies there.

@TheHappySpaceman  

@WyrmSpawN  
Husky’s are sexy.

@LightningBolt  
 
I think Violent J is a husky,his daughter’s a wolf,I’m pretty sure.

@Dex Stewart  
I guess husky gets puss.

I like my women like I like my roads.
 
 
Curvy, country, and a rough ride.

@Zincy  
Well then I guess I like roads that don’t shave and let me play with their feet. I can’t think of any good metaphors.

I imagine Celestia’s pussy is hot - literally. Like it burns the cock when you attempt to fuck the princess of sun.  
Similarly with Luna, where instead of setting your weiner on fire after putting it into her vagina, it freezes.  
Not my kink tho, but hey, that’s what comes in my dirty mind

I feel so horny rn I can’t sleep

@Panko Pai  

 
Makes sense. You have to PREPARE yourself if you are granted the honor of bedding a Princess of Equestria.
 
And funnily enough, they’re technically the EASIEST to seduce. Twilight by herself is difficult enough, but she has five friends to back her up, with a variety of lived experiences. If you are lying, even if you just exaggerating, she will find out.
 
Cadence is literally impossible. And not just because she is fanatically loyal to her husband.

@Panko Pai  
So icy-hot.