Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

Was just about to masturbate when my mom was like “Hey, wanna make yourself a burger?”

@Meanlucario  

 
this makes me wonder what supergirl’s pussy is like

@LynksDisease  
Ever seen Teeth?

 
 

“Just giving you your performance review, all standard procedure. Now then, item #5: Your partners generally agreed that in comparing your prowess to a vehicle of their collective choice, they opted for ‘like a brand new pinto with dodgy brakes’.”  
“What’s that supposed to mean?”  
“Tester H also added as a addendum: ‘Complete with the rear-end=explosion feature’.”

A certain pre-Covid 2020 movie raised the question, Would you fuck a witch without a condom.
 
My Answer? Depends on the Witch.
 
This is a roundabout way of saying that I would aggressively dick down Eda from The Owl House.

@LynksDisease  
No judgment.
 
As witches go, she’s a fine specimen.  

@WyrmSpawN
 
I’ve literally heard that exact line.
 
 
Fucked the girl right in her kitchen.

@WyrmSpawN  
She looks like Catra.

@Registered Anon  
Owls and cats do look astonishingly similar at times.

@Registered Anon
 
Owl House is drawn by Noel’s (of new She Ra fame) wife, so their styles probably rub off on each other.

@Zincy  
That would explain it.

Wendy O Williams
 

Why am I into anthro fox girls?

@TheHappySpaceman  
Foxes are quite attractive creatures.
 
Face like a dog, lithe like a cat, and bushy tail like a squirrel.
 
And they don’t call charismatic women ‘foxy’ for no reason.
 
Put it all in a bipedal, fuckable form, is a no-brainer.

@WyrmSpawN  
All good points. And perhaps I’ve been listening to this song a bit too much recently. ;)

@LynksDisease
 
What’s the name of the movie?

@TheHappySpaceman  

@Meanlucario  
My state in the German Shepherd.

At this rate, I might pass no nuts without meaning to.

@Meanlucario
 
Yea doing alright there, Indiana and Utah? Have something you’re not telling us?

@Meanlucario  
Husky is oddly popular.