Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

@Hali the Emoji girl  
I think those are tears of joy.
 
@Hali the Emoji girl  
Or is just a bitch.

Deku and Toru getting it on right in the middle of the dorm room.
 
She talked him into it.

@Meanlucario
 

 
I think those are tears of regret because she banged another guy cause she thought he didn’t like her.
 

 
It can go either way.

@Hali the Emoji girl  
Considering the plot of the anime, I’m sticking with tears of joy.

@Meanlucario
 
But this is porn not the anime but okay then.

ohh That’s Me KO. She’s so cute and weried.

@Hali the Emoji girl  
It’s porn base on a anime.
 
@Shepherd  
Who is?

@Meanlucario
 
I know.

@Meanlucario
 
Hali’s avatar.

@Shepherd  
OK. What show is she from again?

@Meanlucario
 

@Shepherd  
Thanks.

Imagine this scenario but with Pinkie and Cheese  
 
 
 

@Shepherd
 
You misspelled miko and weird.

I’m wearing a diaper in bed right now.

So anyway.
 
RPG party Harem.

@Shepherd  

 
So, the majority of isekai stories?

I just posted the first thing I thought of.
 
Yaa but I want one where the girls are ussfull in a fight.

@Shepherd  
Any that aren’t in Konosuba probably count.

Time to throw a rock into the pond.
 
 
 

Give my cock a squeeze and you might make it sneeze.

@Meanlucario
 
And Flash didn’t even have to break his arms for this!

What do you think of WickedWhims, a lewd mod for the Sims 4?

@Background Pony #53BC  

 
For those that think this is a lot, it’s not really… this is over nearly a ten-year period, and the four college hookups were during my freshman year before I settled down. Being away from home for the first time gives you a lot of freedom and well… after my grades slipped a bit I decided to just try and date girls the “normal” way and I ended up with two relationships during a three-year period. The prostitutes were during a trip a few friends and I took to Germany post-graduation and we all decided to go into the Oase and have some fun. After that I had a FWB on and off for a while before she moved away and then about a year later I met my current girlfriend.
 
And that’s basically it. A few of my friends have body counts in the mid double-digits so I don’t consider myself to be a man-whore.

@Background Pony #53BC  
I still stand at zero.