Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

@Random-Rambling  
I mean if you mean foreskin, in which the foreskin folds over the penis when flaccid, then yes but not all the time. If you mean your penis literally inverts back into your waist and is not visible when flaccid, then that, my dear friend, is a pretty unique party trick.

I think I put my diaper on a bit crooked and I don’t know how many more readjustments it can take. At least it’s on secure though.

How did Stephen Hawking masturbate?

Intriguing idea i happened upon: Strap-ons for the small-dicked.
 
That funnel their jizz through the center.

There’s often an ass-to-dick ratio.
 
Bigger asses need bigger dicks.

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  
ALS doesn’t affect the whole body all at once.

Contains no sex

Too many aphrodisiacs…..
 
I’m gonna take some more 😐

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  
You’ll be hard for days.

@Background Pony #4466  
Magickal.

Holy shit I’m hulking out.

@WyrmSpawN
 
That just takes the fun out of sex at that point.

@Hali the Emoji girl  
Eh, i don’t know, here’s the picture that made me think of it:  

@WyrmSpawN  
But why? Wouldn’t it be much more efficient to just stick the penis directly in?

@Registered Anon  
Well this is a glory hole scene, and the guy above him is the entire length and more of the apparatus you see, so…

@WyrmSpawN  
I didn’t even notice.

I’m sorry.
 

I think Mileena is sexy as fuck.

@That1GuyGAMER18  
Mortal Kombat?

Can skeletons have an orgy?

@WyrmSpawN
 
Interesting.