Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

Had a dream where there was a close-up of my horsboi banging my fav pony. It was even animated  
Of course I had to nut during it

That sound when your balls hit the seat before your actual butt…

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ
 
and that tickly feeling when it does

 
Just normal, wholesome, quality time.

@NitroFury
 
I could imagine an “Ara ara” on the background, though. Just look at whether the woman is wearing any pants or not.

Ever sat on your nuts?

@KolpSlack  
Just now

My pp stinks when it grows

Glad Mean didn’t ruined the joke.

@NitroFury  
What joke?

@Meanlucario  
About the image four or five posts above.

@NitroFury  
The shota one?

@Meanlucario  
Yep, I put wholesome it.

@NitroFury  
The blush and sweat tells a less wholesome story.

@NitroFury  
Looks like some good barbeque.

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  
Barbeque?

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  

 
Maybe you need to wash between the folds. Why do you think people masturbate in the shower?

@Panko Pai  
We know.

@Random-Rambling  
Folds?

@Meanlucario  
And I’m embarrassed about it

@KolpSlack  

 
Yes. Penises expand and collapse depending on how much blood is being pumped into them, but the total amount of skin doesn’t change. So the skin folds in when the penis is flaccid (not erect).
 
At least mine does. I might just have a weird penis that retracts into my body when flaccid.