Incorrect Quotes (NSFW)

Twilight: Are you trying to seduce me?
Flash: Why, are you seducible?

Spike: I’m so happy two of my favorite people are getting along now.
Apple Bloom: Uh, Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle are not getting along.
Spike: They’re not trying to kill each other.
Apple Bloom: You may have a point.

Fluttershy, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I’ll drink my sorrows away.

Fluttershy: Rarity, keep an eye on Pinkie Pie today. They’re going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Rarity: Sure, I’d love to see Pinkie Pie get punched.
Fluttershy: Try again.
Rarity, sighing: I will stop Pinkie Pie from getting punched.

Twilight Sparkle: “What are you into?” is such a broad question, like do I reply with a TV series or choking?

Twilight Sparkle: What are you in the mood for?
Pinkie Pie: World domination.
Twilight Sparkle: That’s a bit ambitious.
Pinkie Pie: You are my world.
Twilight Sparkle: Aww…
Pinkie Pie:
Twilight Sparkle:
Pinkie Pie:
Twilight Sparkle: OH.

Smolder: Astrology is fun because I can pretend that all of my behaviors are just a result of being a Gemini and not symptoms of mental illness.
Ocellus: Being a Gemini is a mental illness. That’s not hate it’s just a fact.

Pinkie pie: You want to know why people are so afraid of clowns? Well you know what people say about how their feet aren’t the only thing that’s big? And how people who drive really big cars have small dicks? Well clowns are out there with their big feet and tiny cars…

Scootaloo : I’m a firm believer in “if you’re going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly.”

Sunset Shimmer: Hold on! I’m having one of those things… a headache with pictures.
Sci-Twi: What the fuck?
Rainbow Dash: They’re having an idea.

Rarity: Pinkie Pie was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Pinkie Pie: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.
Rarity: Pinkie Pie, you ate a chair.

Apple Bloom: Everyone synchronise your watches.
Applejack: I don’t know how to do that.
Granny Smith: I don’t wear a watch.
Goldie Delicious: Time is a construct.

Pinkie Pie: Walking in to a room Sorry I’m late… I was… doing things.
Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder
Fluttershy: Out of breath SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.

Fluttershy: So how’s the food Doctor Fauna made?
Zecora: It’s great! Compliments to them.
Fluttershy: *goes to the kitchen*
Fluttershy: You’re adorable.
Doctor Fauna: *blushes*

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Rarity: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.
Pinkie Pie: That’s why I carry two swords.

Fluttershy : It’s called hentai and it is art!

Princess Cadance: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?
Twilight Sparkle: Can everyone in this godforsaken group please learn the skill called “Think Before You Speak”?
Discord: Ya know… it might be.