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Incorrect Quotes (NSFW)

Cozy Glow
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HenBasket
So a few days ago, a few of us were fucking around with this incorrect quotes generator in the discord, but we’re asked to take it to the forums, so here it is. Thread is NSFW as site returns NSFW results  
I’ll start off the thread with this  
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Starlight Glimmer: When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Starlight Glimmer lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the person who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
 
Selling lemon for free, by comrade Glimmer.
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Bad taste in everything
This one is so amazingly fitting and I love it.
 
Pope Francis: In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t “fit in” and I don’t WANT to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That’s weird.
Blissful690

Glimmy is best pony
Since I don’t know how to make a screencap of the quotes, I’ll just copy and paste it here:  
Rainbow Dash: You read my diary?  
Pinkie Pie: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
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Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Equality - In our state, we do not stand out.
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Bad taste in everything
Pinkie being Pinkie
 
Pinkie Pie: Just so everyone knows, don’t ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON’T like it.  
Rarity: …what happened?  
Pinkie Pie: I made a VERY bad mistake.
Blissful690

Glimmy is best pony
Have an incorrect quote from the S9 villain trio:  
Lord Tirek: Why does Queen Chrysalis always do the laundry so loudly?  
Cozy Glow: So eveyrone sic knows that no one helps them out in the house.  
Queen Chrysalis, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*
Blissful690

Glimmy is best pony
Since the generator allows 6 characters, here’s an incorrect quote from the Mane 6:  
Rainbow Dash: Rarity is too tall for me to kiss them on the lips. What should I do?  
Pinkie Pie: Punch them in the stomach. Then, when they double over in pain, kiss them.  
Fluttershy: Tackle them!  
Applejack: Dump them.  
Twilight Sparkle: Kick them in the shin!  
Rarity: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!
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Pinkie Pie: Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.
Blissful690

Glimmy is best pony
One for the ScootaBelle shippers:  
Apple Bloom: Did you take out Scootaloo as I requested?  
Sweetie Belle: Scootaloo has been taken out, yes.  
Apple Bloom: You have my grat-  
Sweetie Belle: It was a great restaurant.  
Sweetie Belle: We had a romantic candlelit dinner.  
Sweetie Belle: Scootaloo proposed afterwards- we’re filing the wedding papers.
Blissful690

Glimmy is best pony
Something I generated last week when I was bored:  
Trixie: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?  
Discord: Strong.  
Thorax: Weak.  
Starlight Glimmer: An idiot, is what yoursic are.
Shepherd
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

Cheese
Pinkie Pie: I turned out perfectly fine!
Rarity: Pinkie Pie, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Pinkie Pie: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!
Blissful690

Glimmy is best pony
Starlight Glimmer: We have a problem.
Twilight Sparkle: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.
Shepherd
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

Cheese
Pinkie Pie: I went through an entire character arc during quarantine
Pinkie Pie: I became more evil if you’re curious
Rarity: We’re still in quarantine, don’t worry, there’s time for a redemption arc still!
Pinkie Pie: I’m going to get worse on purpose
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