Well I would like a regular meal for my sex with the works. Give me all the positions. For my sides I would like some Lesbians, massages and role play.For the appetizer I'll have a JOI (light on the verbal abuse). For the specials I would like some Rule 63,selfcest,sibling/cousin incest,and body transfer. Perhaps some of those mixed in one dish. Lastly I would like explosions for dessert. It would be nice to have my meal on the go because It is more interesting outside a bedroom.
@MoogSourceVermona I would hope that they give me lesbians, a massage, and serve me in costume or with an accent. Most likely though they would tell me to make an actual order. They can't give me the other stuff because a lot of it is supernatural and a explosion would cause property damage.
I have a fetish of Twilight lowering herself to have sex with an OC (Thanks, Tiarawhy), it makes her looks like a pathetic and lonely nerdy girl desperate for some action.
I have quite an unusual assortment of fetishes. One particularly notable one is spamming CYOAs on /mlp/ with posts of the Ford RS200, a rally car from the 1980s. One of these posts managed to result in a scene in which Lyra went down on Anon while Justin Bieber's As Long as You Love Me played on the car's stereo, followed by Anon using the car's shattered window to decapitate a jealous Bon Bon.
It had to be one of the most incredible things I've ever read.