Confessions thread (NSFW).

I’m fairly sure we’ve had one of these before, but I went back pages upon pages and didn’t see one. Basically, here you can confess anything, no matter how dirty. I promise that your secret is safe with me at least, and I will NOT post anything you say here outside of the site. I’ll start.
 
I have the hots for and want to have sex with this lady. She’s a professional cosplayer and she is knockout sexy, 10/10. I’ve wanted to have sex with her for over a decade, but she’s also already taken, so whatever. I still jerk it to photos of her, especially in her Katt costume, every day.

I paid an escort $180 for an hour of her time about three years ago. She was the only person I had sex with, so far.

Sooo… nobody else is going to take me up on this thread, huh?

@Nightweaver20xx  
You may just have to give it time.

Here, I’ll give you guys some more fodder: I’ve masturbated outside in public dozens of times, almost always in the middle of the night though so I don’t get caught. I’ve even paraded around my old apartment complex nude while playing with myself. Never got arrested, never even saw the cops. Now THERE’S a confession for ya.