MMA Thread (UFC, Bellator, ONE Championship, etc.)

Swoon Wannanow

I hope you no hurt the hand when I hurt your ass

Khabib, Islam, and Khamzat are all a bunch of ass huggers. They can’t even fight.

Motivated McGregor and Secret Juice Costa would smoke all of them.

Ben Askren is the GOAT of UFC.

Khabib retired because he knows he will get ktfo by Conor in their rematch.

Islam is a cheater. He used PEDs on that IV before fighting Volk. Goes to show he can’t beat Volk with his own game.

Khamzat missed weight on purpose because he’s scared of Nate Diaz.

Costa would ktfo outta that fake gangster.

Gourmet Chechen.

Cumshot Chimaev.

I can’t believe his mom named him like that. 😬😬😬😬

Chalex Pereiddell. Izzy is ominously fucked rn.

Note how almost all of Izzy’s opponents that he beat to maintain his title were shorter.

Leave it to Khabib to come up with something like this. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@tehwatever lmaoooo 🤣😭

So Jorge Masvidal might fight his last fight this week if he loses to Gilbert Burns.

Welp, good luck with that bruh. For someone as tough as Burns ye prolly ain’t gonna go the way you want to. Dude used to peaked at top 2 inb4 Chimaev. You lost to Covington in which you’re still salty and attacking him about it. 😬

He has really fallen from grace.

@Khamzat Chimaev
Dude is taking pages from Dana playbook and is just capitalizing any excuse to have men just duke it out for reasons.

@Khamzat Chimaev
Masvidal better start thinking of retirement plans. Don’t he like, got his own promotion or something?

@tehwatever
He does. It’s boxing.

Anyway, WDYT of the UFC/WWE merger?

@Khamzat Chimaev
I haven’t heard.

Wow. I mean, why not? Sports Entertainment taken to the next level.

Alexander Volkanovski as Stone Cold Steve Austin.
And Robert Whittaker as Hulk Hogan.

I swear these Aussies know their humor good. 😂

Bruh Kevin Holland and Jorge Masvidal got in to it in a hotel lobby. 😳

@Khamzat Chimaev
Perfection 🥲

@tehwatever
Evenly more perfect.

Poatan got the right drip 😱

@Khamzat Chimaev
Mans really do be trolling Adesanya every chance he got and we love him for it.

@tehwatever
He even said that he would beat Izzy up in to joining WWE for good. Lmao
No chill. 😂

Maaan Dana be killjoy on those interesting questions yoooo 😬

We all gotta talk about Pro Wrazzlen’ meets Em Em Ey.

And also gatekeeping Masvidal and Kevin Holland trash talk about yesterday’s beef.

Here’s my long range prediction: Volkanovski will return to FW to fight Rodriguez in the IFW July and if he won, he’ll go back to LW to rematch Islam in Abu Dhabi October.

But, if he gets beat by Rod in July, that might change or if not, he’ll still get beat by a homecourt boost Islam.

Christian Rodriguez, the guy Raul Rosas Jr. will fight missed weight by 2 pounds.

@Khamzat Chimaev
Okay but the fight is still on, tho right?