SHEVCHENKO MISSED THE SPINNING BACK KICK THEN GRASSO PERFECTLY TIMED HER GETTING SHEV’S BACK AND THEN LATCHED THE RNC WTF.

Awww man I thought Cocaine Bear is gonna walk out with Jon Jones.

Ahah, now DC acting professional commentating Jon’s resumé.

Jon Jones’ left toes looks soo heavily taped.

Oh now they’re gonna cut it off…

Haha Bruce Buffer waited for this moment… That JJ intro was ELECTRIFYING!!!

NUT SHOT BY CIRYL GANE IN THE FIRST FEW SECONDS WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!

FIRST TD BY JONES.

THE SAME GUILLOTINE THAT FINISHED LYOTO MACHIDA!!!

Ciryl Gane looks soooo disappointed.

Edit: Joe Rogan.

That fight is 100% next.

You know… Just for once… Or absolutely at all…

I will acknowledge him as the GOAT of UFC but still not the GOAT in the entire Combat Sports.

Jon Jones also broke the Kiki curse.

As well as embedded haircut curse, and the Chael curse.

@Khamzat Chimaev
Mans broke every curse on the planet, and he made all the doubters like me look stupid. I expected a UD win not a 1st round sub, especially after a long absence.

Congratulations to the new champ.

Now that he broke the curse, Drake takes this as an absolute W.

He just earned over $1.7 million from his initial $250 thousand stake.

@Khamzat Chimaev
Yeah, that’s a real nice return.

With Jones back and Conor back, with Power Slap and TUF on track, UFC getting a movie with Jake Gyllenhaal…seems like Dana White’s gon’ be eating good for a while.

Good for him.

Rakhmonov will be getting a fight for the contendership next. Who do you think he would fight in the WW? I still just couldn’t tell Khamzat if he gonna be WW or MW.

Bo Nickal seemingly hit Jamie Pickett in the nuts and everybody ignores that. He just smeshed the shit outta him Khamzat style.

Shevchenko’s reckless amount of spinning kicks got him in trouble by the most perfectly timed back mount and RNC.

…yeah. Again. Holy fucking fuck… I or rather, we, did not expect Jon Jones to win that much easily after being afk in the game for 3 years. Against a young stud who’s been making rampage in the HW division in just a few years, Ciryl Gane.

Now, Jon Jones looks to aim for his first title defense against Stipe Miocic. Francis Ngannou, the headstrong Heavyweight even congratulated him despite many fans calling him a pussy for “running away” from Jones.

@Khamzat Chimaev
Khamzat’s coach said he sticking to WW tho.
So eventually they’ll run into each other.
I’d rather Khamzat move to MW tbh, so he don’t have to cut too much. I really am still salty about him officially missing weight by that much, despite the conspiracy.

Hey, what’dya think of Nickal’s performance yesterday?

@Khamzat Chimaev
Imma watch his replay when I get off work in 3 hrs.

Man I expected more of everybody hyping behind Bo Nickal but everybody be like “Low Blow Nickal”, BRUH it never even connected to his nuts that knee.

Fook this shit.

Surprise! Surprise! The King is back!

🎶 We fall down… And we get uuuuuuppp… 🎶