YOU WILL BOW TO ME.
Here’s some important details I’ve found about the “Sausage Party” script, major spoiler alert. Some of it MIGHT have changed in the years between, I bet.
First, Brenda (hot dog bun) and Frank (sausage) accidentally get left in the supermarket when they fell out of their packaging, which was formed from when they “touched tips”, or fingertips even though the song said they were supposed to stay in their packages until they get purchased, which was to prevent the suicide of a jar of Honey Mustard, who was bought but returned when the human needed regular Mustard.
Second, Barry (the deformed sausage who is only half the size of his friends) manages to escape the carnage and ends up getting carried home by a druggie, who injects himself with heroin, and thus manages to communicate with the food. And a roll of toilet paper is still scarred from what the druggie did to him.
A bottle of Douche will be the villain of the movie, who seeks revenge against Frank during the suicide-prevention scene, who accidentally tore off his flower tab, de-flowering him. He recruits some rats in his plot to kill Frank.
Frank learns from a bottle of Firewater liquor that the food had already known what humans do to them back in the 1950s, but he and some non-perishables like a Twinkie, a box of rice and canned tuna made up a song to calm them down and make them believe that their wildest and wettest dreams will come true outside the market.
Frank rescues Brenda, Sammy (bagel), Lavash (lavash wrap) and Teresa (a lesbian taco) from Douche, and after showing them a cookbook of the foods getting slaughtered, they decide to fuck it all. Literally, they have a major orgy. A food orgy.
Frank delivers the evidence through the store, and Barry returns announcing that the “Gods” (the humans) aren’t as immortal as they believe. So they prep themselves for the ultimate showdown to save their skins, and they inject all the humans, both employees and shoppers, with the heroin Barry stole, allowing them to actually kill the humans.
Then Douche tries to actually EAT Frank, but meets his end when he gets shoved into the butthole of Darren, a teenager working the market who’s referred to as the “Dark Lord” because he throws away expired food products. Then the two are launched away by a tank of propane gas, which explodes and covers the store in blood.
Lavash sacrifices himself to choke a Rabbi.
And…yeah…