You're Banned!

Banned for being a weeb

Banned for being stressed

Banned for being a site communist

Banned for changing your profile picture every day

Banned for having the same avatar every day

Banned for never actually being banned

Banned because banned.

Banned for banning everyone in this thread.

Banned because I just wanna go to school.

Banned because got another ban from the same day the previous ban expired which also the same week from the other previous ban, which also the same fortnight as the other of the other previous ban, which also the same month of the other of the other of the other previous ban, which also the same quarter of the other of the other of the other of the other previous ban, which also the same semester of the other of the other of the other of the other of the other previous ban, which the same week of the other of the other of the other of the other of the other of the other previous ban. Which the same year of the other of the other of the other of the other of the other of the other of the other previous ban. Which the sane decade of the other of the other of the other of the other of the other of the other of the other of the other previous ban

Banned for tl;dr.

Banned for not loving me enough!

Banned for ordering the ten piece McNuggets

Banned for ordering the twelve piece McNuggets

Banned cause I got thirteen pieces instead of twelve

Banned for the baker’s dozen.

Banned for ordering extra mayo

Banned for being banned

Banned for equality

Banned for humping ponies

Banned for having rarity everywhere on your profile page

Banned for packing a .357

Banned for having a bad heart

Banned for getting up off my ass to go smoke

Banned for not being a Patreon