You're Banned!

Banned for choosing the right word choice

Banned because I can’t tell if it’s sleep deprivation or bad vision making everything blurry

Banned for not saying yes chef. (Also banned for going on another Hell’s Kitchen binge)

Banned because this thread is starting to make me think someone is stalking me and telling everyone what I do

Banned cause you’re probably being paranoid

WARNING: The ban has been activated, all personnel must evacuate the post immediately, five minutes to bannation!

Banned for going to MacDonald’s!

Unbanned for a cute Bic MacIntosh pun pic

Banned for eating a milkshake

Banned for saying it wrong, it’s Banned for drinking a milkshake

Banned for hearing a milkshake

Banned for feeling a milkshake

Banned for making a dalmatian Milkshake

banned for I drink it up.

Banned for eating the spiders

Banned for shaking that milk.

Banned for milking that shake

Banned for shilking that make

Banned for shooking that malt

BANNED for scoring 9 points in Scrabble!

B=3 Points
A=1 Point
N=1 Point
N=1 Point
E=1 Point
D=2 Points

3+1+1+1+1+2=9 Points

Banned for throwing away your milkshake

Banned because it’s been seven days since I was last on how are there only nine new posts on this thread

Banned cause I don’t know

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BCFMPT! XD

Unbanned because “BCFMPT” looks like sound of someone stifling their laughter, but typed out in a text form (Guess that’d be called an onomatopoeia), and that made me go “BCFMPT”!