You're Banned!

Banned for ads

Banned for watching informercials

Banned for watching programs

Banned for nothing

Banned for something

Banned for EVERYTHING

Banned for things!

Banned for too much

Banned for too little

Banned for just enough

Banned because there is no enough

Banned for kind of Goldilock and The 3 Bears reference.

Banned for pointing that out

Banned for this porridge is too hot.

Banned for this porridge is too cold

Banned for not making me porridge

Banned for not making hummus instead

Banned for humming about hummus while playing Among Us

Banned because apparently no porridge is just right.

Banned from Philadelphia for rooting for Kansas City only to then see those who banned you get banned for burning the city

Banned for revoking human rights to Philadelphians.

Banned for stealing a chair when I said “Take a seat”

Banned because I did as you told me to do, what more do you want?

Banned for not giving me coffee

Banned because history class