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Banned for coming back after going away to get some milk 24 years ago

Banned for that meme is so old, I’ve been working at a factory of ice cream and get to get as much ice cream as I want

Banned for not giving me some

Banned for hogging ice cream

Unbanned for I hired you two yesterday

Banned for not telling me the schedule

Banned for a shady business

Banned for posting rainbow dash memes on the ask the mods anything thread during a pinkie pie full moon

Banned for eating pineapple on pizza

Banned for I’m from Hawaii and I like pineapple on pizza

Banned for not knowing that pineapple is from South America.

Banned for no it’s from Canada.
Spoiler alert below
Have you ever asked yourself, who in their right mind would chuck pineapple slices onto a pizza? Well, to answer your question, his name is Sam Panopoulos, a Greek immigrant who moved to Canada in 1954. He created the first Hawaiian pizza at his restaurant, Satellite, located in Chatham, Canada

Banned for being incorrect

Banned for rejecting any kind of pizza at all.

@Mr.Myoozik
Banned for am not

Banned for are too

I was talking about pineapples, not pineapple pizza

Banned for I live in a pineapple under the sea

Banned by a sponge

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Banned for being a picky eater.

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Banned for trying to tie your shoes standing straight up

Banned for being straight

Banned for not being bent out of shape

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