You're Banned!

Banned for not crying while playing Pokemon Mystery Dungeon

Banned for eating too fast

Banned for eating in slow motion

Banned for chewing too slow

Banned for squeezing toothpaste from the middle instead of bottom.

Banned for calling me out like that

Banned for actually doing it like that.

Banned for telling me how to live my life

Banned for not listening to I Bet My Life (for you) by Imagine Dragons

Banned for eating fries with horseradish

Banned for harvarger

Banned for eating a hot dog with too much mustard

Banned for eating a “hot dog”’s penis

Banned for listening to music and browsing the web for an entire day at work.

Banned for looking at stallion horsecocks at work all day

@Just Wayne
Unbanned cause that sounds like my kind of work

@TheGamerPainter
Banned for not getting up to eat or use the restroom

Banned for I’m eating in the bathroom (it’s gross but worth it)

Banned for horsesocks

@TheGamerPainter
Banned for doing basically the same thing.

Banned for doing that instead of going to work

Banned for going to work instead of doing that

Banned for cumming in for work (once you realize it, you can’t unhear it)

Banned for going to work.

Banned for bringing a rainbow dash plush to work!

Banned for work