You are given $2000 to buy food...

What would you buy if you were given $2000 to buy food?
 
First, I would go to Burger King and order 40 Whoppers, 20 sets of chicken tenders, 50 triple cheeseburgers and 10 large fries.
 
Then, I would go to McDonald’s and order 40 Big Macs, 20 large fries, 10 sets of McNuggets, and 30 cheeseburgers.
 
Finally, I would go to Subway, and order 10 foot long subs of my choice.
 
With the leftover money, I would go to the supermarket.
 
What would you do?

Gumbo. All the gumbo I can find. And cases upon cases of the finest root beer.  
Also a leaning tower of pizzas.

Does Guinness count as “food”?

Probably try to buy some food that I could easily resell for more later.

1000$ on sunflower seeds, and 1000$ on bottled water.

Buy all the sushi (the kind without RAW fish anyways)

That’s 200 trips to Mongolian Barbeque, Sushi Buffet.  
And some Espetus when I want to splurge

Get as much exotic cuisine as possible with a budget of $1500 (preferably Haggis or Indian Curry), $250 for some exotic desserts (preferably Turkish Delight), and the other $250 for some ice-cream sodas. (exclusive of the kind of food I’m not too fond of)

Are we allowed to use it in increments?

Buy $1000 in mentos and $1000 in soda then dump all of the mentos in all at once.

Me: Buy $520 in chocolate(see’s candies, Coco’s, other pies) and pixie stix, $1225 into an OKpay account, and the rest to buy In-in-out burgers, cheeseburgers, fries, and shakes.

Buy ramen with it daily.

Not much. I would buy what need for the week, spend $20 or less on either restaurant or food from the dollar store.

Try to conservate it as much…
 
Or become a bloody fat sod with loads of burgers and ice cream like a troubled teen… And a pint of Guiness.
 
@Randomosaur
 
That reminds me of GTA San Andreas so much… bloody hell, I want a fucking number 9 now.

Some food for me to eat, some to cook and sell for more money, buy more food and other stuff with additional money made.
 
Maybe have somewhere for live music to play.