Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama’s so ugly, Freddy Kreuger has nightmares of her!

Yo’ Mama’s so dumb, she thought a Sega Dreamcast was a sleep-aid.

Yo momma’s so fat, her Splash attack does damage!

Yo’ Mama’s so pale, she blinds everybody at the beach.

Yo mama’s so old, she was a teenager when Stonehenge was built.

Yo mama so old, she owes Moses money.

Yo momma so ugly turned Medusa into stone

Yo momma’s so hairy, Bigfoot took pictures of her

Yo momma so fat her chin is it’s own mountainous region

Yo mama so stupid so sits on the TV and watches the couch

Yo Mama’s so naive, she gave you a lighter with a “maple leaf” design for your “traditional Canadian First People’s herbal remedy” hobby.

Yo’ Mama’s so fat, her left thigh has it’s own zip code.

Yo mama so ugly, when Celestia saw her she banished herself.

Yo momma’s so old, she sat next to Moses in third grade

Yo mama so fat, Rainbow dash tried to fly around her for exercise and died of old age.

Yo momma’s so fat, her belly button comes home ten minutes before she does

Yo mama so fat Derpy can see her with both eyes