Wishing Thread

This is a fun wish. You make a wish and then the next person grants it in a better way. Then they make their own wish and the cycle starts again.
 
#1: I wish to live inside Twilight Sparkle’s hair forever.

Granted, you live in Edward Cullen’s hair.
 
I wish I could make out with a T. rex.

Granted, but the T. Rex is into vore. Good luck bro.
 
I wish I could be Princess Celestia’s Lover. (Don’t judge me.)

@Dragon Named Red
 
Granted but now your her sex slave.
 
I wish i had a pet Apple bloom.

The way this is going is exactly the same as the currently-existing and bigger Corrupt a wish thread.

@Klonoahedgehog
 
I am ok with this.
 
Granted, but now the CMC live with you too.
 
I wish I could use Gaben’s Banhammer.

You can now. It can also kill the victim if they are too obnoxious.
 
I wish any child could come out and play with me. Not like this though