Beth
In digital purgatory
I made a joke about being a homeless drug fiend because it feels like that’s what the world wants me to be.
It only takes a couple of beers for my sense of humor to go to the shit and absurd. Sorry.
I got a lot of options, and 5 months before a living situation change is enough time for me to finish my work, beg for money if i have to, get an actual job etc. There is also subsidized housing that only takes a portion of my income, and i’m likely eligible for disability for metal implants and neurocognitive deficiencies (aka I’m stupid, i literally have a room temperature IQ)
Florida is so fucking hot, that if i’m still homeless by next summer i’m drinking a beer in front of the police station to get a 90 day jail stay. I’ll prob get killed in prison because i can’t keep my mouth shut, but it’s better then skin cancer.